Why Women’s Brains are Cheaper: Humor

11 08 2014

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked,
“Well, how much does a brain cost?”
The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the male brain so much more?”
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, “It’s just standard pricing procedure.
We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve been used.”

The Rock First: Merry Christmas!

24 12 2013

The Rock First: Merry Christmas!

The was an expert in time management giving a lecture. To illustrate a point he took a large jar out form under the table and filled it with rocks.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. To which they relied yes.
He then took out another container of pebbles and filled in all the spaces between the rocks and asked the class if the jar was now filled. After a few moments of hesitation they said yes.
He then took out a container of sand and filled in the gaps between the pebbles and asked the same question.
After that be took out a container of water and filled in the gaps with water.
He then asked the class what was the lesson to be drawn from this experiment.
One student answered: no matter how full your time is, you can always fit in more.
The professor said that real lesson is that if you don’t put the rocks in first, they will never fit in later on.
Put God first and every other thing will fit. Merry Christmas


Is There Life after Birth?

25 10 2013

Is There Life after Birth?

Twins, a sister and brother were talking to each other in the womb.

The little sister said to the little brother: ‘I believe that there is life
after birth!’

Her brother protested: ‘No, no, this is all there is.

This is a dark and cosy place, and we have nothing else to do but to cling
on to the cord that feeds us.’

But the little girl insisted: ‘There must be something more than this dark
place, there must be something else where there is light and freedom to

Still she could not convince her twin brother.

Then…after some silence, she said hesitantly: ‘I have something else to
say, and I am afraid you won’t believe that either, but I think there is a

Her little brother now became furious: ‘A mother, a mother, what are you
talking about? I have never seen a mother and neither have you. Who put
that idea in your head? As I told you, this place is all we have so let’s
be content.’

The little sister finally said: ‘Don’t you feel this pressure sometimes?
Its really unpleasant and sometimes even painful.’

‘Yes,’ he answered, ‘what’s special about that?’

‘Well,’ the sister said, ‘I think this pressure is there to get us ready
for another place, much more beautiful than this, where we will see our
mother face to face! Don’t you think that’s exciting!.


If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess

23 07 2013

If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, inspected it for a while, and then put it in his pocket.
After a few minutes, the frog spoke up in a puzzled voice and said, “Perhaps you didn’t hear me. If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again, this time in an irritated voice, and said, “OK. I guess I have to up the ante. If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “Hey, look! If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. And I do mean anything.” Once again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked in desperation, “What’s the matter with you? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The man said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend or a social life, but a talking frog — now that’s cool!”


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