Authors-choice: Hope & Revival

After the cattle drive, an old cowboy went to a bar in Dallas and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked him “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, branding ‘em, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.” He then asked her what she was.
She replied “I’m a lesbian.”
“What’s that?”
“Well, I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.”
She finished her drink and left the bar. A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy, and the man asked him “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied “Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”